MILF NO MO'

is anybody surprisedddddd??? how many times can an old pussy (as in vagina) that shit out three (ugly!) kids be rejuvinated back to a place where a hot young rich guy still wants to deal with it (i mean fuck it)...

I dont care how much moolah she's got - milf no mo' sorry Demi, you had a good run though. Ok so in case im getting ahead of myself, here's the poop, Demi and Ashton are dunzo!

How come they never got a weird celebretard hybrid name like dashton or ashi (lol ashi)? whatever no point deliberating now cuz it's over rover.

So apparently good'ol tater nuts was a serial cheater and Demi was tired of pretending she didn't know... or didn't care... or did care?? Who cares! Now he gets to bone the world, she gets to go see Dr. Drew in celeb rehab

(hi i'm Demi, im a ___________) and eventually maybe we'll see her on that "whatever happened to...." show where she'll cry and they'll show pro-cyborg clips of her sculpting with P Swayze (RIP) in ghost.